certified *D*O*R*K*

Nov 11

(Source: paulywesley, via fuckyeakellanlutz)

Nov 07

e-pic: I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE.

e-pic:

I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE.

(via mrgolightly)

Apr 30

haveabiscuitpotter: This photo needs to be posted. I know I’ve posted it before, but… damn! Kellan Lutz should just never wear clothes. Ever.  sorry to burst ur bubble but thats photoshoped. not his body. Kellan admits it at a twilight convention in la.

haveabiscuitpotter:

This photo needs to be posted.

I know I’ve posted it before, but… damn!

Kellan Lutz should just never wear clothes. Ever.

 sorry to burst ur bubble but thats photoshoped. not his body. Kellan admits it at a twilight convention in la.

Apr 08

juicebox-: Hello beautiful<3 DUDE! THIS IS NOT CHANNING TATUM. GET UR SHIT STRAIGHT!

juicebox-:

Hello beautiful<3

DUDE! THIS IS NOT CHANNING TATUM. GET UR SHIT STRAIGHT!

Mar 31

LMFAO!

LMFAO!

Mar 26

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sooo JEALOUS! but oddly turns me on ;)

Mar 24

colpo-di-fulmine: OMG! Yes Yes Yes!  I AM SOOOOOO SICK OF PEOPLE POSTING THIS PICTURE!!! YES, ITS HOT BUT IT IS NOT, I SAY N O T KELLAN&#8217;S BODY! &#8220;We’ve all seen the picture that’s swept the web of Kellan looking very buff and half-naked, but is it really him? While he was at the Twilight Tour Atlanta convention, he said “Thats not me, the guy has like a 28 inch waist!” HA! TAKE THAT!

colpo-di-fulmine:

OMG! Yes Yes Yes!

 I AM SOOOOOO SICK OF PEOPLE POSTING THIS PICTURE!!! YES, ITS HOT BUT IT IS NOT, I SAY N O T KELLAN’S BODY!

“We’ve all seen the picture that’s swept the web of Kellan looking very buff and half-naked, but is it really him? While he was at the Twilight Tour Atlanta convention, he said “Thats not me, the guy has like a 28 inch waist!”

HA! TAKE THAT!

Mar 20

Definately CRAVING one ((or 3)) of these!

Definately CRAVING one ((or 3)) of these!

Waiting for Alexander to get off work so we can enjoy our 3yr anniversary <3

5 Bands/Musicians I’ve been Listening to a lot Lately:

  1. Linkin Park
  2. Keyshia Cole
  3. LMFAO
  4. Justin Bieber!
  5. Some random mix

5 Things I’m Currently Addicted To:

  1. Facebook
  2. Kellan Lutz
  3. Caribou Coffee
  4. Sleep
  5. Mrgolightly’s tumblr

Biggest Celebrity Crushes:

  1. Kellan Lutz <3
  2. Johnny Depp
  3. Ryan Reynolds
  4. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
  5. Channing Tatum

Songs I Can’t Stop Listening to at the Moment:

  1. I am NOT a WHORE : LMFAO
  2. Say Aah : Trey Songs
  3. Shot Shot Shot : LMFAO
  4. Baby : Justin Bieber
  5. Pursuit of Happiness : Kid Cudi/MGMT

Your Dream Future: 1 Job/1 City/1 Car/1 Pet/1 Husband or Wife:

  1. Coyote Ugly
  2. Vegas
  3. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster <3
  4. American Eskimos : Duchess
  5. Kellan Lutz

5 Things that Always Cheer Me Up:

  1. Red Velvet Cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory
  2. Kellan Lutz Online
  3. Techno Music
  4. Spending Money
  5. Caribou Coffee

TV Shows You’ve Seen Every Episode of:

  1. Lost
  2. Secret Life Of The American Teenager
  3. What I Like About You
  4. Dexter
  5. Cougartown

Favorite Sports Teams:

Twins <3 Joe Mauer

Teams I Hate With a Passion:

GB fudge-PACKERS

Five things that you would say to FIVE different people.

  1. Hurry Up, Im hungry!
  2. Yay New Moon!
  3. Take another shot! 
  4. Thank You
  5. Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be

Five Things you are Thinking About at the Moment:

  1. Getting my lazy bum to get New Moon
  2. Contacts or No Contacts
  3. What color eye shadow should I wear 2day…
  4. Where is he going to take me?
  5. Should I got to Albertville for some Coach purses?

Five things you want right now:

  1. SUMMER! <3
  2. LV Purse
  3. 4g iPhone
  4. New Moon DvD @ Walmart ((Ultimate Fan version))
  5. Something to eat